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Please note that this TV Guide is no longer being updated!

Sadly, this TV Guide is no longer being updated due to pressure from two very unpleasant gentleman in dark suits who have persuaded Mr DeVille that it is in his best interests not to continue writing it.

TV GUIDE: Alex on the Box
Funny TV Guide | Alex on the Box | Your Guide to what's on Telly in the UK. Alex DeVille sorts the turkeys from the treats
Monday 24th January - Sunday 30th January 2005
WOT - NO TV GUIDE?

Traffic Cops Due to circumstances beyond our control there is no TV Guide this week. We're as gutted about that as you are. No, really we are. So gutted in fact, that Ms Givings has buggered off down the pub to drown her sorrows in Bacardi Breezers as she contemplates the mountain of complaints that will be poking its way into her mailbox by Monday morning.

So where the hell is Mr DeVille I hear you ask. Bloody good question. If we knew that we wouldn't have had to post this pathetic notice, now would we? Do you think we enjoy grovelling to you like this? No, we bloody don't! One thing you can be sure of is that when Ms Givings gets hold of Mr DeVille his bottom is going to be history.

Does that make you feel any better? No? Well, there are thirteen other guides you can read. Yes, we know it's unlucky. And yes, some nutter has already pointed out that numbering last week's guide No.13 was asking for trouble so you needn't email us about it, OK? No, we're not going to 'just knock up a quickie', so it's no good asking. Have you any idea how long it takes to write a dozen, witheringly witty and scathingly satirical TV reviews? No, we didn't think you had. Just accept it, OK? There's no guide this week and no amount of whingeing is going to produce one.

Anyway, are you quite sure you've read all the previous guides? There are some very nice pictures to look at if you know where to click. Not interested? Oh well, bugger off then and go and read the BBC TV guide. See if we care.

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THIS WEEK

TV GUIDE RATINGS

Star rating 4 Unmissable

Star rating 3Worth watching

Star rating 2 Barely bloody watchable

Star rating 1A complete waste of your license fee

Previously on TV GUIDE

17th January -
23rd January 2005

10th January -
16th January 2005

3rd January -
9th January 2005

27th December 2004 -
2nd January 2005

Christmas on the Box: 20th December -
26th December 2004

13th December -
19th December 2004

6th December -
12th December 2004

29th November -
5th December 2004

22nd November -
28th November 2004

15th November -
21st November 2004

8th November -
14th November 2004

1st November -
7th November 2004

25th OCTOBER -
1st November 2004

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