- are you playing with your electric toys TOO often?
We reveal why single women who use vibrators may be damaging their health
Recent Medical studies have shown that single women who use vibrators more than once a week are more likely to suffer from several distressing symptoms than women who enjoy a normal married sex life.
The study found that frequent use of a girl's best friend stimulates the acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions which can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually high amounts of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to make major changes in a woman's body chemistry.
The side effects of such changes to the
We advise: If you have experienced the above symptoms you should (a) throw away your electric toys, (b) stop buying courgettes/marrows/carrots, make an urgent appointment with your Doctor or get yourself a real man!
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