Men - are you too small for her?

Are you embarrassed by the size of your organ?

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Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Do girls laugh whenever you open your mouth?

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"I know how it feels to be too small - I've been there. Up until two months ago my organ was so tiny women laughed at me whenever I opened my mouth. Having a peanut for a brain can really screw up your sex life. My confidence with women was zero and I was too embarrassed to talk to sheep. Everybody knows that women prefer a really big one. Who are we trying to fool when we say size doesn't matter? Of course size matters! Just the sight of me used to make girls vomit. Thank goodness I found in time!"
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Wouldn't you like to be able to talk to girls without them vomiting all over you?

More than 600 million men worldwide suffer needlessly from premature ejaculation (also known as knobhead syndrome).

One out of every five break-ups is due to inadequate brain size.

Don't you deserve a happy sex life?

By the age of 28, 95% of men's brains are so small they cannot even boil an egg without asking a woman to help them. Over 23% have conversations that last less than 5 seconds. By the age of 35, the male brain can shrivel so much, it becomes impossible to have sex with anything more intelligent than an apple pie that's past its sell by date.

In a recent survey, nearly 102% of men admitted that having a brain greatly improved their sex life, and helped them get laid more easily.

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