|MEN - WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BIGGER?|
|MEN - WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BIGGER?|
Are you embarrassed by the size of your organ?
Would you like to be able to use irony and understand it?
Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?
Do girls laugh whenever you open your mouth?
Are you too small for her?
Do you have to buy porn magazines because you can't read?
Would you like to be able to talk in complete sentences?
Do you have to pay women just to get their attention?
Do you have trouble keeping a girlfriend for more than five minutes?
A new scientific breakthrough means you can sleep with beautiful, intelligent women without the need for drugs, chloroform or credit cards!
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know how it feels to be too small - I've been there. Up until two months
ago my organ was so tiny women laughed at me whenever I opened my mouth.
Having a peanut for a brain can really screw up your sex life. My confidence
with women was zero and I was too embarrassed to talk to sheep. Everybody
knows that women prefer a really big one. Who are we trying to fool
when we say size doesn't matter? Of course size matters! Just the sight
of me used to make girls vomit. Thank goodness I found
"I've been using your amazing product for just
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"I was amazed at how effective was
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Now I've learned to think with my brain instead of my pecker, my girlfriend
has started giving me head again."
"My wife loves the results so much we're having
conversations twice a week! Now I've learned to engage my brain before
opening my mouth, I will never suffer from premature ejaculation ever
again. I can't tell you how much that means to me!"
"I was just too small for her. My partner had
decided to break up with me unless I did something about it. It was
ruining our sex life. Then I discovered
Now I'm finally big enough for her! We are both very satisfied with
the results. I started off pretty tiny at 5 inches and now I am 9 inches
wide and 6 inches thick, with a vocabulary of over 400 words! My partner
is so pleased with the results she's suggested we get back into poetry
recitals again. I think she just wants to show me off to her friends!"
"My husband bought
about three weeks ago. After just TWO SESSIONS, I noticed he had started
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average diameter of the normal male brain is just over 8 inches. Sadly,
over 97% of all men have brains no larger than a small peanut. Why is
this? Some blame the high protein diet eaten by US men. Others self abuse,
Reality TV Shows and Viagra. Whatever the causes, there is now a safe
and proven way to end the misery of being a complete wanker.
Wouldn't you like to be able to talk to girls without them vomiting all over you?
More than 600 million men worldwide suffer needlessly from premature ejaculation (also known as knobhead syndrome).
One out of every five break-ups is due to inadequate brain size.
Don't you deserve a happy sex life?
By the age of 28, 95% of men's brains are so small they cannot even boil an egg without asking a woman to help them. Over 23% have conversations that last less than 5 seconds. By the age of 35, the male brain can shrivel so much, it becomes impossible to have sex with anything more intelligent than an apple pie that's past its sell by date.
In a recent survey, nearly 102% of men admitted that having a brain greatly improved their sex life, and helped them get laid more easily.
So what are waiting for?
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