"I
know how it feels to be too small - I've been there. Up until two months
ago my organ was so tiny women laughed at me whenever I opened my mouth.
Having a peanut for a brain can really screw up your sex life. My confidence
with women was zero and I was too embarrassed to talk to sheep. Everybody
knows that women prefer a really big one. Who are we trying to fool
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"I've been using your amazing product for just
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Wayne Krotch, Arizona, USA
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has started giving me head again."
Vinny G, Illinois, USA
"My wife loves the results so much we're having
conversations twice a week! Now I've learned to engage my brain before
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Richard Head, Oklahoma, USA
"I was just too small for her. My partner had
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Mike Hunt, Staines, UK
"My husband bought
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