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Monty Python: The Return of the King
Monty Python: The Two Towers
By James Haines (aka: Hstaphath)
Monty Python: The Return of the King
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Monty Python: The Return of the King
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Scene Index
Monty Python: The Return of the King

Opening Narrative Opening Narrative - Crimson Rųhirrim Equestrians

Scene 1 Scene 1 - The Two Strongest Towers

Scene 2 Scene 2 - The Finding of Boromir

Scene 3 Scene 3 - Riders of Rųhän

Scene 4 Scene 4 - The Ents of Fangorn

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - J.R.R. Tolkien

Scene 5 Scene 5 - Gandalf Returns

Scene 6 Scene 6 - Medusėld

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - Aragorn Dreams of Arwen

Scene 7 Scene 7 - Battle of the Hornburg

Scene 8 Scene 8 - Meanwhile, Back at Isengard

Scene 9 Scene 9 - The Palantiri

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - Calling Sauron

Scene 10 Scene 10 - Moving Right Along

Scene 11 Scene 11 - Faramir and the Beast of Harad

Scene 12 Scene 12 - Smeagol Goes Fishing

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - Calling Sauron Redux

Scene 13 Scene 13 - Middle Earth's Finest Hour

Scene 14 Scene 14 - Nudge-Nudge, Say No More!

Monty Python: Return of the King

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