Narrator: Frodo had indeed won several fabulous
prizes and some nice parting gifts from the Lord and Lady of the Galadhrim,
but the members of the Fellowship were still deeply disheartened by
the loss of Gandalf.
Pippin: Hey guys, look at all the cool towels and
bath soaps Merry and I got from the Galadhon Inn!
Narrator: Meanwhile, the corrupt wizard Saruman,
not more than a eagle's flight away in Isengard, was about to unleash
his ultimate weapon upon the Fellowship. Oh, that's a northern eagle's
flight, obviously. I mean, they were more than two southern eagles'
flights away... four, really, if they were carrying a wizard in a
basket between them. I mean, perhaps if the eagles were walking and
Crowd of Hobbits: Get on with it!
Narrator: Oh, anyway. On to scene fourteen, which
is a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which Frodo discovers
a vital secret about Boromir, and in which there aren't any
eagles, although I think you can hear a starling—
Narrator: Owww! Well, alright then... where was I?
Right—meanwhile, back in Isengard...
Saruman: Yes, indeed-e, oh boy! And now-a I unleash...
"La Vache de Guerre!" Ze fighting Uruk-Cow-a!!!
Saruman: Now go, my unbeatable-type hordes, and bring
Orcs: Grrraghhhahh!!! Get Hobbits!
Uruk-Cow: Moo moo moo!!!