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Monty Python: The Fellowship of the Ring
Monty Python: The Return of the King
By James Haines (aka: Hstaphath)
Monty Python: The Return of the King
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Monty Python: The Return of the King
Monty Python: The Return of the King
Scene Index
Monty Python: The Return of the King

Opening Narrative Opening Narrative - History of the Ring

Scene 1 Scene 1 - Bloody Sackville-Baggins!

Scene 2 Scene 2 - Orodruin Jewellers

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - The Book of the Film

Scene 3 Scene 3 - Bombadil's House

Scene 4 Scene 4 - The Barrow-Anthrax

Scene 5 Scene 5 - The Wizard's Insult Duel

Scene 6 Scene 6 - Bring Out Your Baggins

Scene 7 Scene 7 - The Prancing Pony

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - Weathertop

Scene 8 Scene 8 - A Mission From Elrond

Scene 9 Scene 9 - The Three Misty Mountains

Scene 10 Scene 10 - The Doors of Kazad-dum

Scene 11 Scene 11 - The Balroooggggg of Moria

Scene 12 Scene 12 - An Eagle Carrying a Wizard?

Scene 13 Scene 13 - Lord and Lady of the Galadhrim

Narrative Interlude Narrative Interlude - Meanwhile, Back in Isengard

Scene 14 Scene 14 - The Falls of Rauros

Scene 15 Scene 15 - Breaking of the Fellowship

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