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Parodies of J R R Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings, the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy and Tolkien Fan Fiction
The Heirs of Gondor The Heirs of Gondor
Lord of the Rings Fan Fiction: Boromir and Faramir seek for the Naked Truth among the dusty scrolls of Gondor and discover more than they bargained for MORE
 
Monty Python: The Fellowship of the Ring
Monty Python: Fellowship of the Ring Monty Python: Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings Parody: this hilarious "Pythonesque" retelling of J.R.R. Tolkien's classic Lord of the Rings triad of tales begins with this lesser known "Other" Red Book of Westmarch...... MORE
 
Monty Python: The Two Towers Monty Python: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings Parody: the Python-style saga of Middle Earth continues with the 2nd chapter in this deliciously wicked parody of Tolkien's heroic Lord of the Rings trilogy...... MORE
 
Monty Python: Return of the King Monty Python: Return of the King
Lord of the Rings Parody: the epic quest to destroy the One Ring is brought to an uproarious conclusion in this 3rd and final chapter of Tolkienís parodic One Trilogy To Rule Them All...... MORE
 
The Lord of the Scrolls The Lord of the Scrolls
Lord of the Rings Parody: a wickedly funny retelling of Chapter Two of The Fellowship of the Ring, heaving with literary plagiarism, ruthless ambition, revenge and rather underdone mushrooms... MORE
 
At the Sign of the Dancing Donkey At the Sign of the Dancing Donkey
Lord of the Rings Parody: in this highly implausible version of Chapter Nine of the Fellowship of the Ring we reveal what really happened to four rather silly Hobbits at the Prancing Pony, in Bree.. MORE
 
Gaultier's Lair Gaultier's Lair
A shocking tale of appalling fashion sense as two hobbits and their gangrel companion enter the noisome lair of the notorious woopsie and tasteless French clothes designer, Jean-Paul Gaultier... MORE
 
Denethor and the Petulant Balrog Denethor and the Petulant Balrog
Denethor, High Steward of Gondor, is frustrated in his wicked plot to capture two simple-minded Hobbits by the disobedience of his tame Balrog..." MORE
 
The private Diary of a very disturbed Hobbit Very Private Hobbit Diary
This private journal of a very disturbed Hobbit explains in chilling detail what Bilbo's magic ring was really used for and how it nearly led his cousin, Frodo, to a fate worse than death... MORE
 
A load of old Balrogs A load of old Balrogs
Dr Primula Wunderkind PhD, the world's foremost authority on mythological fire-breathing creatures with very large bat-like wings, reveals the many terrifying faces of the Balrog... MORE
 
Ringwraiths terrorize Purley Ringwraiths terrorize English Town
The quiet Surrey market town of Purley has rarely witnessed stranger events than those reported by Hotelier, Mrs Ida Plunkett, who unwittingly played host to nine, disembodied, undead ghouls... MORE
 
Balrog attacks Baghdad Balrog attacks Baghdad
Shocking reports of a large, fire-breathing winged creature attacking US soldiers in Baghdad leads to speculation that this may be the semi-mythical Horror known as the 'Balrog'.... MORE
 
Bush reveals new Terror Threat Bush reveals new Terror Threat
In an impromptu statement made before a select group of stunned journalists, President Bush reveals the dreadful new weapons of mass destruction poised to annihilate America...MORE
 
Lord of the Rings movie sequel stolen Lord of the Rings Movie sequel stolen
A clandestine showing of the forthcoming epic, The Lord of the Wings is violently disrupted when Balrog impersonators gatecrash the private viewing of the new epic in a London cinema.. MORE

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The stories in this section are parodies of J R R Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings and The Lord of the Rings movie trilogy as well as original Tolkien Fan Fiction written by Mercedes Dannenberg, James Haines, Miranda Givings, Derek Tree and a few other contributors too shy (or sensible) to be named.

Some are re-workings of familiar chapters, such as 'The Lord of the Scrolls' — a parody of chapter Two 'The Shadow of the past', of Book I of 'The Fellowship of the Ring', others, like 'Ringwraiths terrorize English Town', are spoof news stories which introduce the mythology of Middle Earth into our 21st century world.

Yet others, are entirely new parodies, like Eggo Waffles' hilarious tale of The Heirs of Gondor, in which Boromir and Faramir search the city's archives in a most unusual quest for knowledge..

Finally, there is 'Monty Python - The Lord of the Rings', a monumental work spanning 64 web pages which has been described as 'A Comedic Masterpiece of Heroic Proportions' by some and a 'complete waste of bandwidth' by others.

Whatever posterity may say, we are in no doubt that the very talented James Haines is a rarity among American humorists, who not only appreciates the silliness of British humour, but has captured its very essence in this pant-wettingly hilarious marriage of J R R Tolkien and Monty Python. Unlikely bedfellows at the best of times, James has not only managed to make their union utterly convincing, but also poke fun at the story without in any way diminishing the staggering achievement of Tolkien in writing it, nor Peter Jackson in bringing it to the silver screen. Of course..we may change our minds when the Tolkien Estate and/or 'Monty Python' sue the pants off us!

We hope that you will derive as much amusement and entertainment from these stories as we did in writing them!

Parodies on the Net

Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire - the classic Hobbit parody

The Tolkien Sarcasm Page - a bastion of Tolkien humour and Lord of the Rings parody

 
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