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Serial Killer upset at Dumb Nickname
Bud Richards longs for the days when he was called Buddy by his mates..

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Leopard Spotted
Wild animal stalks the sleepy English market town of Purley. Mass panic, etc.,

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Wig Thief Escapes by a Hair: later netted
A notorious wig thief was finally netted today

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Fox airs Pope Idol
New Pope will be selected on live TV says Fox Television

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Ratzenberger elected new Pope
John Ratzenberger, better known as Cliff Clavin elected the 256th pope

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Terrorist Bomb scare rocks airline industry
A joke backfired today when a 747 was stormed by crack British SAS troops.

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Wayward javelin skewers Olympic visitor
Drug scandals dogging US athletes at the Olympic Games claim first victim in Athens

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Nigel Kennedy denies he is Piano Man
Classical violinist denies reports that he is the silent amnesiac found in Sheerness..

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Battle for Fallujah hots up
Our man on the ground reports from his heavily fortified hotel bedroom in Baghdad

Shoe bomber blows his feet off
Would-be 'shoe bomber', Abu Fatwah, blows it on transatlantic flight

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George Bush reveals new terror threat
Dreadful new weapons of mass destruction poised to overthrow America

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Official: smoking is good for you
Irish Government astonishes world by repealing smoking ban on health grounds

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California to ban straight sex marriages
Schwarzenegger plans to outlaw marriages between persons of the opposite sex

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Balrog attacks Baghdad
Large, fire-breathing creature with bat-like wings attacks US soldiers in Baghdad

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U S to ban public nudity shock!
'Low slung pants' and 'crop tops' banned in bid to stem sex epidemic sweeping US

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1000's feared dead in Irish Plane Crash
Two seater Cessna monoplane crashes into Dublin Cemetery

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Docter sacked for snapping stiffs
Sick, depraved 'stiff-fiddler' claims sex is not just for the living

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Arch Terrorist caught!
World's most wanted terrorist was finally captured by Special Forces

Monty Python: the Lord of The Rings
Whatever posterity may say, we are in no doubt that the very talented James Haines is a rarity among American humorists, who not only appreciates the silliness of British humour, but has captured its very essence in this pant-wettingly hilarious marriage of J R R Tolkien and Monty Python. Unlikely bedfellows at the best of times, James has not only managed to make their union utterly convincing, but also poke fun at the story without in any way diminishing the staggering achievement of Tolkien in writing it, nor Peter Jackson in bringing it to the silver screen. Click the picture above to read James' epic!
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