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Food Giant in Tits for Milk Scandal |
| Baby Food giant, Nastléy, offers free, silicone breast implants to teenage girls in a desperate bid to boost the flagging sales of its formula milk products. Keli McTaggart reports | |
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UK to Ban Smoking at Home |
| Smokers face huge fines and jail sentences as government extends the recently announced smoking ban into the home of every private citizen. Miranda Givings reports | |
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Chav Shopping |
| We strip away the crotchless thongs from the sordid world of Chav shopping to reveal the festering yeast infection at the heart of our sick society. Robin Scunthorpe reports | |
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Vampire Preys for Death |
| Immortality comes back to bite
despondent blood drinker, 138-year-old David Hollowell. Jennifer Gardner reports |
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Chavs! |
| Sociologist publishes controversial
new study on the menace of sexually aggressive, bling-jangling, fifteen-year-old
drunken harlots Keli McTaggart reports |
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Hell's Balls! |
| An eminent professor of Literature
has been exposed as the ringleader of a devilish pagan cult worshipping
his testicles.. Jennifer Gardner and Keli McTaggart report |
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Morning Wood |
| Our woman who is no stranger to a big stick, Miranda Givings, uncovers the hidden talents of one of the Internet's leading Satirists | |
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Hate Law loophole exploited |
| A single mother-of-six, who allegedly abandoned her young family, could be the first person in Britain to be defended by imminent, new ‘hate law’ legislation.. Snoz Bunsen reports | |
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Council welcomes Gypo Fest |
| SCOTLAND—local council chiefs danced a celebratory ceilidh today as a plague of unwashed Gypsies invaded the quiet Scottish backwater of Kirkcaldy for their annual festival.. Barry Subchimp reports | |
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Man jailed for 'antisocial haircut' |
| An unemployed Romford man who
received an ASBO for repeatedly terrorising his neighbours with 'an offensive
haircut', was jailed today.. Miranda Givings reports |
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UK gets tough on Smokers |
| In addition to banning smoking we urge all responsible Britons to voluntarily give up eating, drinking, sex, skiing, football and sunbathing — oh and possibly cycling.. Miranda Givings reports | |
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Ringtones to blame for Rude Chavs |
| We reveal how ringtones can turn sweet little angels into well minging little rude girrlz who blag fags off complete strangers in exchange for oral sex. Be very afraid. Keli McTaggart reports | |
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Red Ken clobbers School Run Mums |
| Angry mums lashed out today at Red 'Ken' Livingstone's new 'School Run' congestion charge which will penalise parents who insist on driving their kids to school.. Miranda Givings reports | |
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