Interview with a vibrator
A slippery sextoy comes clean about its steamy life between the sheets.

Church denounces Pagan Christmas
Controversial Christmas Nativity exhibition has raises howls of protest

Navy defends Halloween Sex Orgy
Royal Navy hits back at critics who have accused it of giving the green light to Paganism

Teen Sluts snap up Electric Toothbrushes
We get to the slippery bottom of the declining dental health of US teens..

UK to ban Electric toothbrush 'Sex Toys'
Government calls for restrictions on the sale of 'sex toys' to kiddies. Mass panic, etc.,

Aussie injured getting dirty down under
Sheila treated for minor injuries after a bizarre accident with a sex toy..

Porn blamed for Sperm donor shortage
Fertility clinics have warned that they may soon be forced to close..

Teens say no to sex
US-based teenage chastity organisation SavaCherry hits London

Dated attitudes deter Hookers
Cheap tarts up in arms about being prevented from working part-time..

Aussie men coming up short down under
Poll reveals 8 out of 10 Australian men are failing to satisfy their partners..

Teens sold their used panties on the Internet
1000's of British schoolgirls are selling their filthy, used undies to American perverts!

Aussie injured shaving down under
An eighteen-year-old paper boy injures himself while shaving his pubic hair off

Cops Get Naked in Texas
US police get their pants off to catch hookers. Gratuituous beaver shots, etc.,

Porn sights for the Blind?
Adult Webmasters face fines, imprisonment, transportation and floggings

Moral Americans say no to sexy British filth
British women's depraved filth banned in Ohio. Bra burnings, mass lynchings, etc.,

'President ate me out' claims Laura Bush
First Lady confesses to a getting dirty with President George W Bush

Watching TV can make teenagers horny
Teens having early sex — or even late sex if they, like, can't sleep — say researchers

Free sex toys for British women
Degenerate British doctors prescribe vibrators for women on the National Health

Dick Cheney denies he has a dick problem
Dick Cheney may have finally flushed his career down the toilet

American women asking to be spanked
Disturbing trend at the rotten core of American society: women want to be spanked

Prescott bounces back after animal sex shame
Two Jags spared prison, despite downloading 'horrific' and 'appalling' porn

Husbands to pay for sex
Controversial review of Britain's prostitution laws. Sex, filth, filth and more filth

NCE upon cold a midwinter's day when the snowflakes were hissing down like feathers from a ripped duvet, a very pretty, out-of-work, 'B-list' actress was shaving her legs, when she cut her finger. "Bugger!" she exclaimed. "I knew it was a mistake to shave when it was minus ten outside." But the drops of blood looked so beautiful on her snow white thighs that she thought to herself: "If only I had a daughter who was as white as snow with lips as red as blood and hair as black as my pretty bush, she could get onto Teen Idol!" Her wish came true all too quickly when she discovered that the cute plumber who'd come to clean out her pipes, was a lying scumbag who hadn't had a vasectomy after all.
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