Satire Sex News
|Mississippi Outlaws Dildos|
|In a stunning legislative move, the Supreme Court of Mississippi has banned the sale, advertising, or exhibition of any three-dimensional device used primarily for sexual stimulation. Jenny Corvette reports|
|Teens in Gnome Lust Orgy!|
|In the second of three special reports on the Evil of International Gnomery, Neve Milgo receives some shocking photographs of scantily clad, teenage girls shamelessly cavorting with gnomes in broad daylight.|
|Gnome Lovers Confess to Wild Sex Orgies|
|GnomeWATCH strips away the crotchless panties from the sticky thighs of the disturbing teenage 'Gnome Love' craze sweeping the nation.
Neve Milgo reports.
|Rapist Snow Joke says Police Chief|
|Mass panic, soiled panties, etc., as women flee in droves rather than risk a fate worse than death at the chilly hands of a rapist—or possibly another, stiffer part of his frozen anatomy. Jenny Corvette reports|
|Sex with Teacher Approved by School|
|US Bible Belt in deep shock after a School Committee recommended a 28-year-old French teacher be allowed to have sex with a 14-year-old male student. Jeff Vachon reports|
|Swiss Sex Sweeps Sex Toy Industry|
|British inventor launches what the press has dubbed 'the Swiss Army Knife of sex toys'
Miranda Givings & Don Pitts report
|Mannequin Rapist Strikes Again|
|Bizarre series of sexual assaults terrorize plastic women in London. Knickers soiled as mannequins panic.
Jennifer Gardner reports
|Sex with vegetables|
|In a bid to root out vegetable abuse, the Government today announced its intention to slap health warnings on 'phallic-shaped' vegetables and Fruity 'sex toys'.. Miranda Givings reports|
|Harry Potter broom sweeps Britain|
|A new replica of the magical broom from the Harry Potter movies is sweeping teenagers off their feet and leaving young girls completely legless.. Keli McTaggart reports|
|Electric toothbrush teen sex health shock|
|A major new survey has revealed that 1,000's of teenage girls are risking injury, infertility and worse, by masturbating with the latest generation of electric toothbrushes.. Keli McTaggart reports|
|Texas bans cheerleading Sluts|
|Texas may lead the US in violent crime, but their legislators proved today that when it comes to putting the morality back into America, their hearts are in the right place.. Don Pitts reports|
|Anal scourge sweeps Britain!|
|Utterpants lays bare
the unsavoury practice of 'Chocolate Speedway Riding' that is sweeping
the bedrooms and back passages of the UK..
Miranda Givings reports
|Amish Adult Stores Go Franchise|
|In a surprise move that has sent shock waves through the American Adult industry, the popular Amish Adult Store chain today announced that it will sell franchises in an attempt to go nation-wide.. Don Pitts reports|