Gonorrhoea epidemic sweeps US
|Leading gynaecologist, Dr Virginia Thrush, shocked America today when she announced that SEXUALLY transmitted disease is rampaging through the female teenage population|
Dr Thrush (27½), who made her surprise announcement on NBC's Health of the Nation, shared her findings with Utterpants. "My research has shown that there is a direct correlation between the number of teenage girls buying autographed celebrity thongs on Ebay and the increase in STD's."
"Celebrity Thongs?" we asked bemusedly.
highest rates of chlamydia are among fourteen to sixteen year-old girls.
They're the same girls who are snapping up all these autographed
undies on Ebay."
"Are you suggesting that decent all-American entertainers like
Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and Britney
Spears — not to mention Beyonce — all have gonorrhoea?"
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