Ancient scroll unveils deadly warning
A priceless scrap of parchment dhas finally been deciphered by a Greek archeologists

Mum plans to reduce Male Virility
38-year-old mother of two plans to reduce her husband's virility..

Mobiles blamed for Infertility
Women who use mobile phones are likely to suffer from memory loss, mood swings..

Thongs: a health risk
New study shows wearing thong underwear may be hazardous to a woman’s health..

Mums demand Designer Babies
UK to 'relax' its rules on 'designer babies'

Teens hit on British Pussies
American teens driving British websites off the Internet in their search for porn

Farmers profiting from Eco Crisis
UK Agriculture Minister hits out at those profiteering from the ecological crisis

UK to curb dangerous pets
Kids to be protected from dangerous household pets

Fish turning Men Gay says study
A new study reveals that Macho Man may soon be an endangered species

Hell exists: official
Hieronymous Bosch got it right; hell not only exists — it is where most of us are going.

Computer Giant to sue Gwyneth Paltrow
A lawsuit has been filed against t Gwyneth Paltrow by Nipple Computer Inc

New treatment for hyperactive Kids
Millions of out-of-control British kids to benefit from revolutionary new treatment

McDonald's gave bad advice to the overweight
Ugly, fat bastards given "shockingly bad advice" by McDonald's

Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to Apple
Award-winning actress gives birth to the world's first super computer

Rug menace exposed!
An anonymous source has revealed that a well-known British comedian is responsible for the greatest threat ever to menace teenagers - INTERNATIONAL RUG TRAFFICKING!