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Brits get bloody over Bloody |
| Britain's arbiters of good taste get their knickers in a twist over the use of the word 'bloody' in an Australian advert to promote tourism Miranda Givings reports |
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Minister Wages War on Sick Britain |
| Millions of sick Britons could soon be refused medical treatment under new proposals announced by Health Secretary, Patricia Hewitt. Miranda Givings reports |
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Lost Mars Probe Found |
| Young American astronomy buff locates missing Mars Probe while looking at heavenly bodies. Ray Grant reports |
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Female Orgasm Secrets |
| Leading sexpert, Professor Karl
Zeuss, reveals the startling mysteries of the female orgasm. Robin Scunthorpe reports |
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George Bush wages war on Fat |
| George W Bush today announced
far-reaching initiatories to tackle America's growing obesity crisis and
end World Hunger. Robert Carey reports |
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Brits in a lather over Naughty Words |
| Tessa Jowell announced stringent
new proposals today to combat the worst linguistic crises this country
has ever faced.. Miranda Givings and David Agosta report |
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Intelligence linked to Cunnilingus |
| A report published today has whipped up a tempest of testosterone-fuelled outrage among right-wing Christian fundamentalists in America.. Donald Pitts reports | |
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Bottom falls out of Thong market |
| The knicker industry is in meltdown today after retailers reported a sharp decline in the sale of thongs in High Street stores across the country.. Miranda Givings reports | |
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Starbucks to offer Fresh Milk |
| After intense lobbying by the Manhattan Farmer’s Association all New York City Starbucks outlets will begin keeping dairy cattle onsite and offering fresh milk and cream.. David Agosta reports | |
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Candy Abuse Leads to Toxic Choc Syndrome |
| Government asked to intervene in the growing problem of women hospitalised with candy-related injuries.. Snoz Bunsen reports | |
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Pussy Lube to revolutionise Oil Industry |
| An unemployed American toolmaker claims to have discovered a revolutionary new lubricant which he says will make stiff hinges a thing of the past.. Miranda Givings & Drake Mallard Report | |
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Girls smarter than Boys say top Scientists |
| Two leading British biologists claim to have found a new hormone which they say is responsible for the superior academic achievement of girls.. Keli McTaggart reports | |
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Sun blamed for Teen Pregnancies |
| Researchers at the University of East Anglia say that the sun is to blame for the sharp increase in teenage pregnancies in the UK - the highest of any European country.. Keli McTaggart reports | |
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Short, fat ugly women risk heart disease |
| We report on a a recent study which reveales that short, fat women with red hair and greasy skin are more likely to develop heart disease — as well as fail to score with guys.. Keli McTaggart reports | |
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