Science Satire News
|Brits get bloody over Bloody|
|Britain's arbiters of good taste get their knickers in a twist over the use of the word 'bloody' in an Australian advert to promote tourism
Miranda Givings reports
|Minister Wages War on Sick Britain|
|Millions of sick Britons could soon be refused medical treatment under new proposals announced by Health Secretary, Patricia Hewitt.
Miranda Givings reports
|Lost Mars Probe Found|
|Young American astronomy buff locates missing Mars Probe while looking at heavenly bodies.
Ray Grant reports
|Female Orgasm Secrets|
|Leading sexpert, Professor Karl
Zeuss, reveals the startling mysteries of the female orgasm.
Robin Scunthorpe reports
|George Bush wages war on Fat|
|George W Bush today announced
far-reaching initiatories to tackle America's growing obesity crisis and
end World Hunger.
Robert Carey reports
|Brits in a lather over Naughty Words|
|Tessa Jowell announced stringent
new proposals today to combat the worst linguistic crises this country
has ever faced..
Miranda Givings and David Agosta report
|Intelligence linked to Cunnilingus|
|A report published today has whipped up a tempest of testosterone-fuelled outrage among right-wing Christian fundamentalists in America.. Donald Pitts reports|
|Bottom falls out of Thong market|
|The knicker industry is in meltdown today after retailers reported a sharp decline in the sale of thongs in High Street stores across the country.. Miranda Givings reports|
|Starbucks to offer Fresh Milk|
|After intense lobbying by the Manhattan Farmer’s Association all New York City Starbucks outlets will begin keeping dairy cattle onsite and offering fresh milk and cream.. David Agosta reports|
|Candy Abuse Leads to Toxic Choc Syndrome|
|Government asked to intervene in the growing problem of women hospitalised with candy-related injuries.. Snoz Bunsen reports|
|Pussy Lube to revolutionise Oil Industry|
|An unemployed American toolmaker claims to have discovered a revolutionary new lubricant which he says will make stiff hinges a thing of the past.. Miranda Givings & Drake Mallard Report|
|Girls smarter than Boys say top Scientists|
|Two leading British biologists claim to have found a new hormone which they say is responsible for the superior academic achievement of girls.. Keli McTaggart reports|
|Sun blamed for Teen Pregnancies|
|Researchers at the University of East Anglia say that the sun is to blame for the sharp increase in teenage pregnancies in the UK - the highest of any European country.. Keli McTaggart reports|
|Short, fat ugly women risk heart disease|
|We report on a a recent study which reveales that short, fat women with red hair and greasy skin are more likely to develop heart disease — as well as fail to score with guys.. Keli McTaggart reports|