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Terror attacks rock London
millions of panties soiled as Blair promises to nuke Iraq, mass panic, etc.,

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Tony Blair to ban Cold Weather
A controversial ban outlawing cold weather could soon be passed through parliament

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Bush furious over Tyrant's Pants ban
Bush is said to be 'furious' after Tripod, banned a picture of the Presidential butt.

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Blunkett introduces anti-terror measures
David Blindgit announced a raft of radical new measures today

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UK bans Fox News
Fox News found in breach of British broadcasting rules

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Tony Blair accused of Election Rigging
Tony Bliar lashes out at critics over criticisms of E-voting during the General Election

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Democrats rejoice over Google News
Disgruntled Democrats disappointed by Google News

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Bush speech disrupts Arafat funeral
Spokestypeperson reads the wrong speech..

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Arafat’s Condition reclassified Again
PLO leader has had his condition finally reclassified by the White House

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President's Speeches Leaked to press
Secret transcript of President George W Bush's election speeches revealed

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President Bush defends 'Fortress America'
Presidential policy denounced as 'crossing your legs after the pricks have fucked you

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Things go better with Bush say Iraqis
Overwhelming majority of Iraqis believe life is better under George W Bush

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Donald Rumsfeld slams 'degenerate' Brits
Donald Rumsfeld lashes out at 'The UK's degenerate sexual morality'

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George Bush slams Tony Blair
President Bush's 'special relationship' with Blair received a mortal blow today

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Bush furious at abuse of US soldiers
International terrorist condemns shocking abuse of US serviceman in Iraq

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Tony Blair rebrands War on Terror
Tony Bliar and Gordon Brown make the world safe for democracy - allegedly

Israel attacks Palestinian Refugee Camps
Shocking graffiti attack on Wailing Wall upsets peace-loving Israeli art lovers

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Rumsfeld defends 'racist' comments
Donald Rumsfeld upsets Chinese waiters with his legendary wit

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Blair exposed as cybernetic non-entity!
Prime Minister assimilated by the Borg. Resistance is futile, etc.,

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The art of Public Speaking by George Bush
America's answer to the Reverend William Spooner astonishes lexicographers

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Donald Rumsfeld wins at the BAFTOYS!
American tosser bores hundreds to death at awards junket

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Daily Mirror Photos were faked
Ex-Editor of scurrilous British tabloid proved to be fake

 
A personal message from the Prime Minister, the Right Honourable Tony Bliar MP to the people of Gt. Britain. This definitive guide to not becoming a victim of the scourge of global terrorism is essential reading for every responsible citizen. Don't be caught with your pants down when ruthless Terrorists strike!
READ THE FULL STORY HERE!
 
Preparing for Terrorism
 

In response to the British Government's timely and thoughtful distribution of their helpful public information booklet — 'Preparing for Emergencies'Utterpants have spared no expense and left no paperclip unturned to bring you — the dim-witted citizens of this sceptic isle — the definitive guide to coping with the scourge of terrorism that threatens to turn us all into gibbering wrecks, too terrified to even pop out to vote at the next general election.
READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

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