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George Bush sings the praises of English | |
In a brilliant initiatory designed to boost his flagging popularity, US President George W Bush has recommended that the US National anthem ought to be sung in English. Jennifer Gardner reports. | |
Ann Widdecombe in Latino Lover Denial | |
In the wake of revelations about the sexual exploints of John 'Two Shags' Prescott, Ann Widdecombe MP, strongly refutes rumours regarding her own personal life. How Tenji reports. | |
Gnome in Guantanamo style Horror | |
In a shocking development, GnomeWATCH news has learned that the recently recaptured gnome may have been subjected to systematic torture by his captors. Oleg Vimen reports. | |
The Evil of International Gnomery | |
In the first of three special reports on the Evil of International Gnomery, Chairman Tenji addresses the nation in a rousing speech that reveals the full horror of the Gnome crisis gripping the country. | |
Pakistan unveils new Superweapon | |
Pakistan's President announced today that George W Bush would be joining the Pakistan cricket team when they tour England later this year. David Green reports |
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Trouble down on the Ranch | |
We reveal the truth behind the recent shooting of Harry Whittington by US Vice President, Dick Cheney. Snoz Bunsen reports |
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Google Censor: Exclusive Interview | |
In an exclusive interview with Utterpants, Google UK answer some tricky questions about Internet censorship. How Tenji reports |
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Enthusiasm for Death Penalty Wanes | |
How Tenji takes to the streets of Austin, Texas to discover if the new mood is a flash in the pan or the beginning of long stretch of humanitarianism. How Tenji reports | |
Blair blames demons for Menezes shooting | |
Britain heaved a collective sigh of relief today, when Prime Minister, Tony Blair, revealed the real reason for the shooting of itinerant Brazilian electrician, Jean Charles de Menezes. Miranda Givings reports | |
Turkey votes for Christmas | |
Vague possibility of Turkey joining, or not joining, the exclusive EU Club situated in Grade I listed Georgian premises, on the Strand, in London. How Tenji reports | |
Bill of Rights cannot be found | |
David Agosta is a man on a mission. The quirky President of the Manhattan Farmer's Association has been trying to locate the American Bill of Rights.. David Agosta reports | |
Protests turn to love at G8 Summit | |
Hopes of a mindless orgy of violence in the run-up to the 2005 G8 Summit, were dashed today as thousands of protestors staged a 'love-in' in the Meadows area of Edinburgh. Miranda Givings reports | |
Queen revokes US independence | |
In an astonishing statement broadcast live on BBC News 24 today, Her Divine Majestiness Queen Liz II, announced to a stunned world that she had revoked US independence. Miranda Givings reports | |