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Lindsay Lohan Satanic Sex Lust |
| Coke snorting, bleach swallowing, Hollywood wild child confesses to satanic sex sessions with the Prince of Darkness Lorenzo Cassanell reports |
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George Bush sings the praises of English |
| In a brilliant initiatory designed to boost his flagging popularity, US President George W Bush has recommended that the US National anthem ought to be sung in English. Jennifer Gardner reports. | |
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Ann Widdecombe in Latino Lover Denial |
| In the wake of revelations about the sexual exploints of John 'Two Shags' Prescott, Ann Widdecombe MP, strongly refutes rumours regarding her own personal life. How Tenji reports. | |
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Mississippi Outlaws Dildos |
| In a stunning legislative move, the Supreme Court of Mississippi has banned the sale, advertising, or exhibition of any three-dimensional device used primarily for sexual stimulation. Jenny Corvette reports | |
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Food Giant in Tits for Milk Scandal |
| Baby Food giant, Nastléy, offers free, silicone breast implants to teenage girls in a desperate bid to boost the flagging sales of its formula milk products. Keli McTaggart reports | |
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The Evil of International Gnomery |
| In the first of three special reports on the Evil of International Gnomery, Chairman Tenji addresses the nation in a rousing speech that reveals the full horror of the Gnome crisis gripping the country. | |
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Pakistan unveils new Superweapon |
| Pakistan's President announced today that George W Bush would be joining the Pakistan cricket team when they tour England later this year. David Green reports |
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Brits get bloody over Bloody |
| Britain's arbiters of good taste get their knickers in a twist over the use of the word 'bloody' in an Australian advert to promote tourism Miranda Givings reports |
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Rapist Snow Joke says Police Chief |
| Mass panic, soiled panties, etc., as women flee in droves rather than risk a fate worse than death at the chilly hands of a rapist—or possibly another, stiffer part of his frozen anatomy. Jenny Corvette reports | |
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Sex with Teacher Approved by School |
| US Bible Belt in deep shock after a School Committee recommended a 28-year-old French teacher be allowed to have sex with a 14-year-old male student. Jeff Vachon reports | |
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Swiss Sex Sweeps Sex Toy Industry |
| British inventor launches what the press has dubbed 'the Swiss Army Knife of sex toys' Miranda Givings & Donald Pitts report |
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Minister Wages War on Sick Britain |
| Millions of sick Britons could soon be refused medical treatment under new proposals announced by Health Secretary, Patricia Hewitt. Miranda Givings reports |
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UK to Ban Smoking at Home |
| Smokers face huge fines and jail sentences as government extends the recently announced smoking ban into the home of every private citizen. Miranda Givings reports | |
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Google Censor: Exclusive Interview |
| In an exclusive interview with Utterpants, Google UK answer some tricky questions about Internet censorship. How Tenji reports |
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