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Paris Hilton Playboy pictures faked!
Failed American porn star, Paris
Hilton, lashed out at Playboy owner Hugh Hefner
today
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Anna Nicole Smith
stuffed again
Terrified customers witness frenzied hour-long eating binge |
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Tara Reid hires person
to fasten bra
Washed-up 'American Pie' actress and walking tit scaffold gets a helping
hand |
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Tsunami Victims: stay off
Air Chris Evans
Displaced Asians plead with Chris 'carrot top' Evans NOT to return to
the radio. |
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Elton John to open Michael
Jackson Trial
Alleged kiddie-fiddling Pop Superstar to be serenaaded by Sir Elton
John |
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'Hobbit' midgets sue
Hollywood
Small people issue writs against the Tolkien Estate and NewLaid Cinema.. |
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Faria shagged me senseless
says FA Chief
More buttock-clenching revelations by former FA secretary Faria Alam.. |
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Angry Pope ponders Ringo
Radio Row
A furious row has broken out over the new Pope's choice of name.. |
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Paris Hilton did coke
with George W Bush
President Bush received another blow to his popularity last night |
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Hooker saves Disk Jockey's
life
A national radio personality says he owes his life to a Dutch prostitute |
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Tiny Dick to hang out
at Super Bowl
Sir Paul McCartney has promised not to expose his 'credentials' at the
Super Bowl |
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BBC launch Bargain
Pussy show
BBC announces the launch of a steamy new reality television show for
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Paris Hilton and Nicole
Ritchie traumatized
Paris Hilton's pussy was terrorised by an overeager male beaver today |
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Paris Hilton Playboy
spread delayed
Fans in dismay over eagerly awaited Paris Hilton pictures |
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Olsen Twins vow to
save Beavers
Mary-Kate and Ashley sell their cherries to help some worn out old beavers |
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Cher opens Beaver Sanctuary
Cher has opens Canadian Wildlife Sanctuary for tired, worn out old old
beavers |
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Satire site sweeps Fatuous
Awards
Utterpants staff gatecrash pointless awards ceremony and get banged
up in Texas |
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Linda Ronstadt lynched
by mob
Singer nearly lynched by the 'Knights of the Bush'; a ruthless terrorist
organisation |
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Miss Universe in nude
picture scandal
Aussie slapper, Jennifer Hawkins, entangled in a bitter nude photograph
scandal |
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Don't go below —
I've got JLo!
Businesswoman of the Year announces new line of feminine hygiene products |
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I paid Avril Lavigne for
sex says fan
A man reportedly paid 70,000 dollars to canoodle with the cheeky Canadian
cutie |
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Liv Tyler to move to
The Shire
Warrior princess, Liv Tyler, plans to escape to The Shire for
the birth of her first child |
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Avril Lavigne dating
F8KR girl
Canada's prickly princess of punk in hot, steamy babe bonking bonanza |
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Jilted Ken tells of 'living
hell' with Barbie
Dumped male doll reveals the "raging drug fuelled attacks"
he regularly suffered |
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| Whatever posterity
may say, we are in no doubt that the very talented James
Haines is a rarity among American humorists, who not only appreciates
the silliness of British humour, but has captured its very essence in
this pant-wettingly hilarious marriage of J R R Tolkien and Monty Python.
Unlikely bedfellows at the best of times, James has not only managed to
make their union utterly convincing, but also poke fun at the story without
in any way diminishing the staggering achievement of Tolkien in writing
it, nor Peter Jackson in bringing it to the silver screen. Click the picture
above to read James' epic! |
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