Britney Spears to stuff her beaver
By our woman with her fingers in America's dirty laundry, Brianna Banks
|In a tearful statement made this morning, the former pop princess and troubled teen idol, Britney Spears, stunned her 49 fans when she announced that she was thinking of having her pet Beaver 'Kevin' stuffed|
'Kevin' (6¼), was recently presented to
Ms Spears by the Canadian
Government in recognition of her outstanding contribution to Canadian
Culture and her promotion of free breast enlargements for teenage girls.
The distraught diva could barely speak through the tears coursing down
her pretty face when Utterpants interviewed her at her home
Ms Spears was referring to an incident last week in which her over-eager beaver
jumped into the audience at a concert in Cactusville and was severely
injured by over-excited fans.
"So what will you do now?" we asked. "Won't your act
be a little tame without your beaver?"
"Only what, Britney?"
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