Britney told to lose weight
|Troubled teen idol Britney Spears, who we revealed earlier this week is suffering from Ciccone's Chorea — a rare neurological disorder characterized by rapid, uncontrollable movements of the thighs, hips and crotch — has been advised to have more sex by her doctor to burn off the calories|
The only effective treatment for victims of this debilitating disorder is to increase their carbohydrate intake by eating lots of burgers, hot dogs, fries, ice cream, pizza, Ding-dongs, Snickers, and chocolate. Unfortunately, this leads to rapid weight gain, especially around the thighs, stomach and buttocks, as our picture clearly shows.
Dr Cillicone's prescription is simple; Britney must have more sex
to burn off the calories her treatment is piling on. After having tracked
the reclusive pop princess down to a seedy diner in Santa Monica, we
asked her whether she was going to follow his advice.
"Speaking of fun, do you have any particular boys in mind?"
"So when are the ads going out, Britney?" we asked.
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