Britney Spears hits rock bottom
By our woman with her finger on the belly button of America, Brianna Banks
The scantily-clad superstar, (36-24-56), has been struggling to cope with her ever-spreading bootie as she continues her US 'Botoxic' tour, sources not at all close to Britney, but who would say anything for fifty bucks, told Utterpants today.
Britney is reportedly desperate to return home to her boyfriend, and
former lap-dancer, Kevin Federline, after suffering the worst shock
of her career when her pants split during the raunchy stage show. The
distraught diva was heard to ask plaintively:
An angry Canadian fan wearing a 'Marilyn 4 Me' tee-shirt and low slung pants told us: "Dozens of fans were waiting for her outside. She rushed straight past them with her baseball cap pulled right down over her eyes to hide her tears, clutching her ass. But everyone could see how fat she was coz it took two guys to squeeze her into the limo. Her ass was, like, really gross, man!"
"Britney Spears used to be my idol," sobbed another disappointed
fan, " But now she's just a skanky
slut with a fat ass."
Story © 2004 Brianna Banks. Pictures and design © 2004 utterpants.co.uk