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Britney Spears Satire News |
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the antics of America's favourite talentless slut in the largest collection
of Britney Spears satire News stories and Britney Spears Parody on the
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Britney Spears Autobiography delayed |
| Publication of Britney Spears’ eagerly awaited autobiography, Talentless Slut, has been postponed indefinitely, according to Scratchit & Krotch, her publishers... | |
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Britney's Honeymoon Poem |
| In another Utterpants exclusive, we publish the full text of the Honeymoon Poem that has put resting porn star, Britney Spears, on the shortlist of the Booker Prize — the UK's most prestigious literary award... | |
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Britney Spears quits to play with herself |
| In an astonishing open letter to her 149 fans, the former pop princess today announced that she was giving up her promising career in the Adult Entertainment business to devote more time to playing with herself | |
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Britney Spears' Perfume 'seriously slutty' |
| NEW YORK — Over 139 excited fans packed Macy's yesterday to see their idol, Britney Spears, launch her new fragrance to rapturous acclaim — or possibly howls of disgust.... | |
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Britney Kabbalah sex rite scuppered |
| California — In a surprise statement made today, Lynne Spears (57), lashed out at what she called the 'dark forces' who are manipulating her daughter — the popular pop princess, Britney Spears.. | |
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Britney lovers caught with pants down |
| Police were called to the offices of one of the Internet's leading Gay Satire sites today in response to allegations that male members of staff have been involved in 'group masturbation' sessions.. | |
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Britney Spears goes wild with Cher |
| Popular pop princess, Britney Spears today announced that she is retiring from the adult entertainment business to devote herself to the preservation of animals cast-off by cash-strapped zoos.. | |
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Britney Spears to stuff her beaver |
| In a tearful statement made this morning, the former pop princess and troubled teen idol, Britney Spears, stunned her 49 fans when she announced that she was thinking of having her pet Beaver 'Kevin' stuffed.. | |
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Britney Spears in love with her beaver |
| In an exclusive interview granted at the last minute, the popular singing sensation, Britney Spears, opened her heart to Utterpants about her life with her beaver.. | |
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Britney shows off her Beaver |
| Ottawa, Canada — In surprise ceremony this week, the Canadian Government presented Britney Spears with a Canadian Beaver, the national symbol of Canada.. | |
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Dildo laissé par Britney à Paris Hilton! |
| America choked over its croissants and latte this morning when news broke that the popular pop princess, Britney Spears had lost a sex toy inside Paris Hilton.. | |
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Britney Spears sells her panties |
| A pair of black, silk knickers, owned by the legendary pop tart Britney Spears, were snapped up at a Christie's auction in New York today for $959,051, making them the most expensive panties in the world.. | |
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Britney calls in the Plumber |
| CALIFORNIA — Britney Spears, America's perennially unlucky pop princess, has once again disappointed her 37 fans by failing to get pregnant.. | |
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Britney Spears pregnant after sex orgy |
| Troubled teen idol Britney Spears, who we reported had been advised by her doctor to have more sex to burn off the excess fat she's carrying, today revealed the cause of her inexplicable weight gain.. | |
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Britney told to lose weight |
| Britney Spears, who we revealed earlier this week is suffering from Ciccone's Chorea — has been advised to have more sex by her doctor, Dr Mario Cillicone to burn off the calories.. | |
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Britney Spears sick says Doctor |
| Scientists have suggested that Britney Spears may be suffering from a rare degenerative disease known as Ciccone's Chorea.. | |
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Police discover crack in Britney's bottom |
| Britney Spears, was just getting used to being back on top when a shopping trip landed her flat on her bottom again... | |
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Britney Spears back on top |
| Britney Spears, received an unexpected boost to her new career in the adult entertainment business when her raunchy new video 'Anytime' shot straight to the top of the porn charts today.. | |
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I creamed Britney's butt, claims fan |
| One scandal after another seems to dog the troubled teen idol, Britney Spears these days. Now, 56-year-old Grocery delivery boy, Floyd Wood has come out of the woodwork to claim he creamed Britney's butt.. | |
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Britney and Madge to do it again |
| Britney Spears is planning to outrage her fans by a repeat performance of her infamous live smooch with Madonna, — only this time it won't be the dirty diva's tonsils that thrill to the touch of Britney's silver tongue | |
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Britney hits rock bottom |
| Relatives of troubled pop princess Britney Spears are seriously worried about her health after she rushed off stage in tears.. | |
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Dutch tell Britney to spice up her act |
| The clean-cut princess of pop is said to be outraged by demands that she spice up her act for her forthcoming tour of the 'Low Countries'.. | |
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Fan ate Britney Spears' Pussy |
| In a shocking incident at a Thai restaurant,Felix Katowski, an unemployed beaver courser from Canada, was rushed to hospital after choking on what the menu described as 'Tom Bang Gai'.. | |
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Britney seeks annulment of wild sex romp |
| Pop sensation Britney Spears is reportedly carrying the love child of a fan — or possibly the whole road crew — after a wild sex romp at a concert in L.A. last year... |  |
I bonked Bush says Britney |
| Troubled American Teen Idol, Britney Spears reveals her torrid affair with the world's most wanted terrorist... | |
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