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Britney Spears Autobiography delayed Britney Spears Autobiography delayed
Publication of Britney Spears’ eagerly awaited autobiography, Talentless Slut, has been postponed indefinitely, according to Scratchit & Krotch, her publishers...
Britney's Honeymoon Poem Britney's Honeymoon Poem
In another Utterpants exclusive, we publish the full text of the Honeymoon Poem that has put resting porn star, Britney Spears, on the shortlist of the Booker Prize — the UK's most prestigious literary award...
Britney Spears quits to play with herself Britney Spears quits to play with herself
In an astonishing open letter to her 149 fans, the former pop princess today announced that she was giving up her promising career in the Adult Entertainment business to devote more time to playing with herself
Britney Spears Pussy Rub 'seriously sexy' Britney Spears' Perfume 'seriously slutty'
NEW YORK — Over 139 excited fans packed Macy's yesterday to see their idol, Britney Spears, launch her new fragrance to rapturous acclaim — or possibly howls of disgust....
Britney Spears Kabbalah sex rite scuppered Britney Kabbalah sex rite scuppered
California — In a surprise statement made today, Lynne Spears (57), lashed out at what she called the 'dark forces' who are manipulating her daughter — the popular pop princess, Britney Spears..
Britney lovers caught with pants down Britney lovers caught with pants down
Police were called to the offices of one of the Internet's leading Gay Satire sites today in response to allegations that male members of staff have been involved in 'group masturbation' sessions..
Britney Spears goes wild with Cher Britney Spears goes wild with Cher
Popular pop princess, Britney Spears today announced that she is retiring from the adult entertainment business to devote herself to the preservation of animals cast-off by cash-strapped zoos..
Britney stuffs her beaver Britney Spears to stuff her beaver
In a tearful statement made this morning, the former pop princess and troubled teen idol, Britney Spears, stunned her 49 fans when she announced that she was thinking of having her pet Beaver 'Kevin' stuffed..
Britney with her beaver Britney Spears in love with her beaver
In an exclusive interview granted at the last minute, the popular singing sensation, Britney Spears, opened her heart to Utterpants about her life with her beaver..
Britney shows off her beaver Britney shows off her Beaver
Ottawa, Canada — In surprise ceremony this week, the Canadian Government presented Britney Spears with a Canadian Beaver, the national symbol of Canada..
Britney left Dildo in Paris Hilton Dildo laissé par Britney à Paris Hilton!
America choked over its croissants and latte this morning when news broke that the popular pop princess, Britney Spears had lost a sex toy inside Paris Hilton..
Britney Spears sells her panties Britney Spears sells her panties
A pair of black, silk knickers, owned by the legendary pop tart Britney Spears, were snapped up at a Christie's auction in New York today for $959,051, making them the most expensive panties in the world..
Britney calls in the plumber Britney calls in the Plumber
CALIFORNIA — Britney Spears, America's perennially unlucky pop princess, has once again disappointed her 37 fans by failing to get pregnant..
Britney Spears pregnant after sex orgy Britney Spears pregnant after sex orgy
Troubled teen idol Britney Spears, who we reported had been advised by her doctor to have more sex to burn off the excess fat she's carrying, today revealed the cause of her inexplicable weight gain..
Britney needs more sex Britney told to lose weight
Britney Spears, who we revealed earlier this week is suffering from Ciccone's Chorea — has been advised to have more sex by her doctor, Dr Mario Cillicone to burn off the calories..
Britney Spears sick Britney Spears sick says Doctor
Scientists have suggested that Britney Spears may be suffering from a rare degenerative disease known as Ciccone's Chorea..
Police discover crack in Britney's bottom Police discover crack in Britney's bottom
Britney Spears, was just getting used to being back on top when a shopping trip landed her flat on her bottom again...
Britney Spears back on top Britney Spears back on top
Britney Spears, received an unexpected boost to her new career in the adult entertainment business when her raunchy new video 'Anytime' shot straight to the top of the porn charts today..
I creamed Britney Spears' butt I creamed Britney's butt, claims fan
One scandal after another seems to dog the troubled teen idol, Britney Spears these days. Now, 56-year-old Grocery delivery boy, Floyd Wood has come out of the woodwork to claim he creamed Britney's butt..
Britney and Madonna to do it again Britney and Madge to do it again
Britney Spears is planning to outrage her fans by a repeat performance of her infamous live smooch with Madonna, — only this time it won't be the dirty diva's tonsils that thrill to the touch of Britney's silver tongue
Does my bum look big in this? Britney hits rock bottom
Relatives of troubled pop princess Britney Spears are seriously worried about her health after she rushed off stage in tears..
Britney must get dirty say Dutch Dutch tell Britney to spice up her act
The clean-cut princess of pop is said to be outraged by demands that she spice up her act for her forthcoming tour of the 'Low Countries'..
Fan ate Britney Spears' Pussy Fan ate Britney Spears' Pussy
In a shocking incident at a Thai restaurant,Felix Katowski, an unemployed beaver courser from Canada, was rushed to hospital after choking on what the menu described as 'Tom Bang Gai'..
Does my bum look big in this? Britney seeks annulment of wild sex romp
Pop sensation Britney Spears is reportedly carrying the love child of a fan — or possibly the whole road crew — after a wild sex romp at a concert in L.A. last year...
I bonked Bush says Britney I bonked Bush says Britney
Troubled American Teen Idol, Britney Spears reveals her torrid affair with the world's most wanted terrorist...

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