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Readers comment on: "Wrapping Presents with a Cat''

'Karen', from Ulverston, in the UK, writes:
This story was an absolutely brilliant story. I'm at work and couldn't answer the phone for laughing and crying!!

'Amanda', from Yorba Linda, in the USA, writes:
Wahahahaha! I know exactly what you mean! My cat does the exact same thing! I never can figure out, though, how she keeps getting in the room after I throw her out (not literally) and lock the door. I suspect she either comes in through the window (How did she get outside? and, not likely) just for the pure fun of messing up the present and annoying me...or...she becomes invisible and runs in as soon as I put her out. Hmmm... you choose.

'Claire', from Dunedin, in New Zealand, writes:
I had a lot of trouble reading this for the tears in my eyes...it is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!! I think it is made so funny just by the fact that apart from being a little exaggerated (maybe not in some cat owners cases) it's SO TRUE!!

 

 

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