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Readers comment on: 'If my Pussy smells like Tuna, why doesn't my Cat eat me out?'

'Howard', from Portland, in the USA, writes:
Just because I am old doesn't mean I am dead. Very, very funny story; the final line was a classic.

'Kim', from London, writes:
I loved this story. I am 13 and my cat licks my pussy every day after I get home from school, I just get some milk, put a few drops on my pussy then my cat licks it and as he licks I begin to get wet so he starts licking my pussy juice until I cum.
What can we say, Kim? Lucky pussy!

'Zee', from Los Angeles, in the USA, writes:
This article was HILARIOUS! So disturbing, yet so true.

'Dana', from Grand Rapids, in the USA, writes:
This has to be the most trifflin' shit i had ever heard of in my life. did u actually want your cat to eat you out? go and get a fucking man, you might as well pay a nigga for that matter if you got to go to your cat. And your pussy aint got no business smelling like tuna no way, that shit aint right, if it does something is wrong with your ass.
The author, Jennifer Gardner, replies:
Is it my fault that the grocery store was out of Meow Mix? Surely you don’t want my pussy to starve, as yours clearly has. Anyway, I much prefer the sandpaper tongue of a cat to the filthy tiny todger of a man and the swollen ego that goes with it. A cat won’t stop, look up at me and say, “Is this doing anything for you, or am I wasting my time?” As for your later point, my pussy can smell like anything it damn well pleases. In fact, my pussy could beat up your pussy. I‘m just grateful that it smells like tuna and not like your foul mouth. That really would be disgusting.

'Paul', from Sonora, in the USA, writes:
I love what Jennifer Gardner had to say. I love to eat pussy. I love it when a woman cums it smells like candy to me.
What can we say, Paul? You have a sweet mouth who any girl would be proud to wrap her thighs around. We've passed your cellphone number onto Jennifer.

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