'Alan' from Glasgow, in the UK, writes:
Well done, Monsieur and I couldn't agree more. My only concern would be PE teachers. Don't get me wrong, it was fun while it lasted (three minutes including climbing in and out of the pommel horse) but boy am I paying for it in chiropractic fees 20 years later.
'Patrick,' from Lucasville, in the USA, writes:
Great stuff. The writer put a really great spin on this one—more like this, please! Your site is totally awesome.
'John' from Boston, in the USA, writes:
This story says it all. When I was a teenager I would have loved to have sex with some of my teachers. Sending a female teacher to jail for 15 years does nothing. Bravo to the dude that wrote this thing!
'Claire' from London, writes:
This has to be the funniest take on this overhyped Tabloid fixation I have ever read.
I teach in a London comprehensive and I can tell you I've been sorely tempted to drag some of my male pupils (and some of the girls too!) into the stationery cupboard for a quickie. Some 14-year-old lads are gorgeous! OK, they're none too bright but then neither are most blokes twice their age! Well done, Mr Vachon. I really enjoyed your clever antithetical narrative:
"You have no idea how horrible it will be for an innocent young boy like Jeffrey to see a huge pair of women's breasts inches away from his face. That slut will force him to kiss her erect nipples while she shamelessly pleasures herself to the first of several, shattering orgasms. How can he be expected to resist when she pulls him on top of her and shoves her filthy tongue down his throat?"
Absolutely brilliant! I laughed until I cried. Thank you, thank you!