'Katiet,' from Kingston-upon-Thames, in the UK, writes:
Monty Python and the Fellowship of the Ring. This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I couldn't stop laughing at Saruman saying "You son of a silly person" and "Go boil your bottom you peasant bugger-type-a folk, and if you thin-a you 'ad a nasty taunting, you ain't heard nothin' yet" and singing 'bout how he wanted to be a lumberjack, and loved breeding cows and orcs because "zey are ma dearest loves" and how he's a tranny and a "pervy hippy poofter," and he throws Uruk cows at Theoden and the Crimson Rohirrim Equestrians. And the "Barrow Anthrax" with its ghostly maidens wishing male companionship and "oral sex!" And "Bring out yer Baggins!" and "I'm not a Baggins!" Brilliant. And Saruman is French!!!

Totally Awesome! Then I read Monty Python and the Two Towers. This story was so fuckin' funny! I wish I could 'ave thought of summin' like this. Saruman is French!!!!!! ha ha ha! And Wormtongue whispering "Ecky, ecky, ecky pataaaanng!" and Theoden saying "Mummy, I don't wanna go to school mummy. The other boys make fun of my shorts. I want me own pony!" And Pippin and Merry prank calling Sauron! Plus Gollum and "find the fish" with the fish crying, "oh shit it's Gollum!" Fuckin' marvellous, good stuff, good stuff.