One of the joys of writing about the antics of
America's Queen of Skank is the knowledge that her remaining fans
are even dimmer than the todger-teasing tart herself. We swear that
if clueless American girls didn't exist, we'd have to invent them.
They provide us with so much comedy gold! Enjoy...
'Nyx', from California, in the USA, writes:
Britney Spears Kabbalah sex rite scuppered. It is interesting to know what kind of life Britney is living with her new belief. And it is more interesting to be able to predict how this will affect other teenagers. I am not optimistic about the next generation. God knows what I would do if I ever see my daughter watching a Britney video. Britney, please do everybody a favour and.. die!
'Elizabeth,' from Winnipeg, in Canada, writes:
Britney Spears is my favourite singer. She's so hardworking and she
can sing, dance and act. I wish I could be like Britney Spears. I
admire her and America, I have security experience and imagine working
for her and meeting Britney Spears. I think about Britney Spears all
the time. I collect Britney Spears merchandise, I enjoy her music,
videos, magazines, and looking up Britney Spears.
When you say 'merchandise', Liz, I hope that
doesn't extend to the panties she sold recently on Ebay?
'Rodney', from the UK, writes: Britney
told to lose weight What the heck? No way is this story true right?
I mean having to eat carbohydrates until the cows come home and then
having to make love just for burning calories. Does this disease really
'Blossom', from Sydney, Australia,
Spears pregnant. I don't know if this story is true or not but
I do know one thing, Britney did not say any of those things you (whoever
you are) have quoted. Whoever believes any of this crap is pretty
stupid. I've heard about you type of people. They say all these UK
newspapers are printing out made up stuff just so you could fill up
the pages. Where did I here this from? Celebrities.
And what they say are written in the UK is
so fake! So I say too.
'Alexandria' from Clinton, in the USA,
Really, why would anyone pay almost a million dollars for skanky,
poptart flavoured panties washed only twice (other than dirty
old Japanese men) when you can easlily buy a well worn pair from your
teen babysitter for twenty bucks and a six pack (that's the going
rate I'm told by the OTHER babysitters I work with) and I'll—er,
I mean she'll, take them off in front of you to assure you of the
freshness (or unfreshness) of the kitty covers. Believe me, they all
are pretty much the same in the smell department (who are you kidding
we know what you men do with them!) But....if I had a million dollars...
'Alexandria' from Clinton, in the USA,
I thought your 'Britney
Spears pregnant' story was hilarious. I read it and I just couldn't
stop laughing through the whole thing. Her naming her kid Broccoli
and everything was so funny. I loved it!
Joe, from Virginia Beach, USA, writes:
I just found your site but was not aware that Britney
Spears has found religion. My admiration for her grows with each
pound she packs on. Thanks, your site is totally awesome.
'Brenda' from Warren
in the USA, writes: I've just read your Britney
told to lose weight story. Nice BS story you fucking morons. I
think your site is fucking awful!
'Rebecca' of Seattle,
in the USA, writes: Dutch
tell Britney Spears to spice up her act. This is shit n i dont
believe that any of this is true. i think its so horrible that you
people waste your time making up stories about Britney Spears. i think
your site is fucking awful and will never visit again.
'Doug' from Wyong, Australia, writes:
I used to be a britney fan but now i hate her im into kick
ass band's like creed disturbed staind cold (NOT COLDPLAY JUST COLD}
our lady peace Rob Zombie placebo so in our alliance of hating brit
could you add a nude section of her such nip slip's and pic's of her
ass crack haning out her pant's.
Our resident rapper, B J Pickle replies: Staind
is okay, and OLP, Zombie, Disturbed and Creed are all mildly tolerable,
but what do you mean not Coldplay?!? How do you expect us to tackle
your serious sexual problems when your neuroses go so much deeper
than Britney Spears?