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'Ron' from Tokoroa, South Waikato, New Zealand, writes:
George Bush slams Tony Blair had me laughing and chortling fit to bust!! We need more of this sort of comment to show up these two dreadful men for what they are. Whatever they are. You choose and everyone will shout 'Yes.' Keep up the good work.

Lorne, from Perth, in Scotland, writes:
Great story! I am in the Black Watch and I loved your canny wee story — 'George W Bush slams Tony Blair'. I laughed so much I pissed my kilt.
Derek Tree replies. Glad you enjoyed it, Lorne. We like nothing better than taking the piss out of George Bush and Tony Bliar.

Recent events in Iraq provided me with an ideal opportunity to do both while also having a go at the hypocrisy of the war and the perfidy of the British. Your appreciation also encouraged me to revise the story and bring it up to date. Scotland rules!

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