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Philosophy for Bartenders

'Fiona', from Toronto, Canada, writes:
I stumbled upon your site - can't even recall the path that lead me here, but THAT is one excellently-written bit of existentialism. I was compelled to drop a line and say cheers! Yes, big named men in long robes would be proud of you.
We have passed your kind comments on to Heraclitus via the executive ouija board, Fiona.

'LJ', from Bristol, writes:
Jennifer Gardner's Philosophy for Bartenders was incredible. I have never read anything so awakening before in my life. I'm in love with this story and have immediately sent it on to many of my bartender colleagues. Just one question, if you were to act like Bond, and speak like Bond, even order the same drink as Bond, why was it not served straight up in order to prevent dilution and settle the infuriating arguement with 'Socrates' which thus killed him. Hmm?
We have passed you question on to Jennifer who we feel sure will need several martinis before she can answer it.

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