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Anal Scourge sweeps Britain!
'Lisa' from London writes:
The author, Miranda Givings, replies. I'm glad you brought up issues, darling. Whilst you may enjoy being bowled from the pavilion end, those of us who are blest with a furry front bottom slightly tighter than a worn out old welly orgasm very nicely, thank you.
'Jennifer', from Lincolnton, in the USA, writes:
Your last name isn't 'Lopez', is it, Jennifer?
'Capricorn', from Ossining, in the USA, writes:
'Rumplesteelskin', from Portland, in the USA, writes:
That certainly makes me envy the British men. Now seriously, the disease aspect for woman is (I'm told) mainly from going from the bottom to the mouth. That's disgusting. I'd never ask a woman to do that. I wouldn't even let her if she wanted to because I wouldn't want to think of that when I kissed her later. The other disease problem is going from anus to vagina. That's a serious health no no, unless a condom is used in the anus and then removed or changed before going to vagina. So I'm told. I would not even consider violating these taboos (for the woman's sake).
However, just anal sex with good washing afterwards is not dangerous to the woman, if it's not too fast or forceful. It is dangerous to the man for bladder infection. So I'm told. As a result, I might never do it even if I found a willing US girl. Of course, a condom would prevent that bladder infection risk, but it would ruin the fun. So why bother doing it at all if a condom is needed?
I don't know that I'll ever do it. I'm tempted every time I see a woman with a really nice rear-end. Those thong (g-string) things women wear at the beach, under mini-skirts around town, and the spandex they wear at the gym are specifically what inspired me to want to hump their bottoms. You can't expect a guy to see those things day after day without getting worked up and getting ideas. See it, like it, want it, fuck it. This issue would be easier if I were blind. I certainly can't help envying those British guys. Not only must it physically feel good (for the man) due to extra tightness, but I also think it's very emotionally intimate and flattering for the man that a woman would want to please him so much as to consent to that. That would make me feel really special.
However, men should not take unfair advantage of women's finer qualities
like love and desire to please their man. Therefore, I'm quite emotionally
conflicted on the whole subject. My penis however, has no such conflict
and it seems directly connected to my eyeballs (sometimes skipping
right past my brain).
In any case, each woman should have the right to say "no", or "yes". So in your zeal to defend women, don't take away their right of choice, which includes the right to say "yes" as well as "no". Perhaps you should offer some middle ground advice for those who will not abstain altogether. For example: no going from rear to mouth and no going from rear to vagina without a good washing first or removing or changing the condom (if used). Anyway, if your objections are moral, then you probably think I'm no good. If your objections are truly health related and/or women's rights related, then consider what I said above.
FYI - I've heard that European women and USA men often get along very well because they both typically have a desire to please their partner. It is also rumoured here in the USA that the reverse is true with European men and American women (i.e. - they're both rumoured to be selfish). This is rumoured to be the average. There would of course be exceptions. I don't know if this stereotype is true or not. I'd love to meet some British women and find out. I'd treat them very well. I'm guessing they probably treat me well too.
I'm a history buff. That old British wartime saying: "Oversexed, overpaid and over here" that the British men used to say about American men was largely because many British women liked the American soldiers. Why not? I'm sure the American men were nice to them. That was a different generation, but I still think the average American man is pretty considerate to women compared to the international norm.
We're not entirely sure if 'Rumpy' took the article seriously, or is pretending to be especially dim in order to bowl the author from the pavillion end. In any event, we didn't have the heart to snip this delightful letter, much of which we agree with, but don't tell Ms Givings that or our bottoms will be history!
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'Dodgierog' from New Zealand, writes: Scurge of buggery in the UK. A damned good laugh at the end of a hard day.TA!
'Zahid' from Lahore, in Pakistan, writes: I'm totally impressed by your article. It's so true. I must admit I tried the tradesman's entrance a few times, only for discovery, but completely gave up asking my g/f's for it after I realized they were only doing it to please me, but they felt awful, and had great discomfort during and afterwards. So I stopped altogether. Now I'm happily married and would never contemplate putting my lovely wife through this disgusting practice again. Its just simply not only unfair, but downright cruel. Your site is totally awesome!
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