|Monkey business at the Zoo|
|A young woman gets an unexpected surprise!|
It was beautifully warm spring day when a man and his wife decided to visit the zoo. His pretty young wife was wearing a very short black skirt and a skimpy blue crop-top. As they strolled past the primate area a huge, male gorilla suddenly jumped up on the bars of his cage, grunted loudly and thumped his chest with his free hand.
"I think he fancies you." said the man.
"See, he likes you!", said her husband. "Go on, tease
him some more."
"Is there anyone looking?" asked his wife.
"Now take off your panties."
Suddenly, the husband ripped his wife's panties off, wrenched open the door, and pushed her into the arms of the gorilla.
"Now, tell HIM you've got a fucking headache!"
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