|Funny jokes about women|
|A note for the anally retentive: these jokes poke fun at female stereotypes. If you can't tell the difference between stereotypes and real women you should get out more. You might also want to open a dictionary and look up "satire".|
Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
Why is a Launderette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
How can you tell when your wife is really aroused in bed?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
How do you know when a woman is about to say something really clever?
How do you repair a woman's watch?
Why do men fart more than women?
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting
through the letter box, who do you let in first?
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
I married Miss Right.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
Why do men die before their wives?
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
Jokes kindly supplied by various contributors too shy to be named and one 'Elmo Shagnasty' - a very much nicer man than his rather alarming name might suggest...
LAST UPDATED 12th September 2005
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