Little Johnny surprises the schoolteacher
A trainee school teacher was trying to get a class of small children to use words that began with specific letters, but the Headmistress had warned her that Little Johnny had a dirty mind and told her not to let him answer a single question.
"So, children", she began, "who can give me a word
beginning with the letter A?"
The teacher continued all the way to the letter 'M', by which time
Johnny was practically exploding with impatience. The teacher paused
and glared at him, but since she couldn't think of any dirty words that
began with the letter M, she finally called on him.
The teacher was a bit taken aback, but decided to humour him. After
all, there couldn't be anything remotely dirty about mirrors.
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