Smart Dogs compete to find out who is the cleverest
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. The first was a draftsman, the second an accountant, the third was a pharmacist and the fourth was an unemployed painter and decorater.
To show off, the draftsman called to his dog: “Tsquare, strut
your stuff, boy!”
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
The accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and
said: “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”
Everyone agreed that was bloody clever.
The pharmacist said his dog could do even better. He called his dog
and said: “Testube, do your stuff.”
Everyone agreed that was pretty good too.
Then the three men turned to the unemployed painter and decorater and said, “What can your mangy old mutt do?"
The jobless painter and decorater whistled up his dog cat and said, “TeaBreak, hit it, mate!”
TeaBreak jumped to his feet, ate the biscuits, drank the milk, crapped
on the paper, humped the other three dogs, claimed he'd injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,
applied for compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick
leave, after accepting the offer of counselling.
Joke contributed by Mercedes Dannenberg and William Moore
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