|Low Sperm Count
A chap has a spot of bother making a deposit
A seventy-five-year old year old man went to his
doctor to get a sperm count.
"Where's the sample?" said the Doctor.
"I see.." said the Doctor dubiously. "Then what did
"So I went next door to Eileen, and she tried too, first with
both hands, then both armpits in turn and she even tried rolling it
between her knees, but still nothing.
"The old man replied, "Yes, but no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the fucking jar open!"
Joke contributed by Jennifer Gardner
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