Funny jokes about men
|A note for the anally retentive: these jokes poke fun at male stereotypes. If you can't tell the difference between stereotypes and real men you should get out more. You might also want to open a dictionary and look up "satire".|
One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam,
I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear
Why are men so bad at sex and driving?
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
How can you tell if a man is really well hung?
What do men and tights have in common?
What is the real difference between men and women?
Why do men like smart, sexy women?
Why is psychoanalysis so much quicker for men than
Why are well-dressed men always married?
What do you call a man with only half a brain?
Why are men such wankers?
What do a beer bottles and men have in common?
Why can women never find their way to a man's heart?
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
Why don't women talk during foreplay?
Why does it take three million sperm to fertilize
one single egg?
How does a man show a woman that he is planning
for the future?
What is the difference between men and premium bonds?
Why are most jokes so short?
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
Why is it so difficult for women to pick up men
who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
is every night.
Why do married women weigh more than single women?
How do you get a man to go down on a woman?
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A man once asked God: "God, why did you make
woman so beautiful?"
Some of these kokes were kindly supplied by 'Elmo Shagnasty' - a very much nicer man than his rather alarming name might suggest..
LAST UPDATED 12th September 2005
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