One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mummy, I got 50 pence!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her daughter where she got the 50p from.
The little girl replied, ''Billy next door gave me 50p for touching my toes twenty times."
The mother told her child, "You silly girl! Don't you know that Billy is just trying to look up your dress?"
''Ohhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mummy, I got a pound. The mother asked, "Where did you get the pound from?"
The little girl replied, "Billy next door gave me a pound for doing hand stands while he watched me from the tree house in his garden."
The mother replied, "You silly girl! Don't you know that Billy is just trying to see your panties?"
''Ohhh'' said the little girl.

The following day the little girl came running into the house again, yelling, "Mummy, I got ten pounds today! The mother was shocked and asked "Where on earth did you get ten pounds from?"
The little girl replied, "Billy invited all his friends round and they gave me ten pounds for doing cartwheels while they watched me from his tree house ."
The mother replied, "You silly girl! How many times do I have to tell you-"

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mummy. I tricked them, I didn't wear my panties today!''