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"Heimlich" Manoeuvre explained
Please DON'T try this at home!

Two Ohio farmhands walk into a bar to wash the combine harvester dust from
their parched throats. They stand at the bar, drinking beers, and talking
about organophosphate's. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough and choke.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the farmhands looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head, no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.

The farmhand walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and licks her butt cheeks with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the farmhand strolls nonchalantly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, Enos, I'd heard of that thar 'Hind Lick Manoeuvre',
but I ain't never seen nobody do it fur real."

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