to run off with your mother’s sister.
Assassination (n): an arrangement
to meet a donkey.
Baptist (n): a junior hamburger chef.
Basket (n): a short nap in the sun.
Circumstantial (n): circumcision
on a really big baby.
Collonade (n): fizzy enema.
Defence (n): something to sit on
for people who can’t make up their minds.
Diarrhoea (n) a
very unattractive bottom.
Dictator (n): hilariously
shaped, edible tuber.
Dipthong (v): to
wash a lady's undergarment.
Diversion (n): Princess
of Wales' version of the events that led to her divorce.
small lump of excrement.
(n): small person prone to excess wind.
Harbinger (n): hard drinker.
small, bird droppings that fall from the sky.
Headband (n): top of the bill at a rock concert.
Hormone (n): the sound a prostitute
makes when she's not been paid.
Hobnob (n): cooking
accident often suffered by nudists.
Homophobe (n): strong
dislike of The Simpsons.
Honeydew (n: women
who regularly arrive late for appointments.
Induction (n): induced labour
in a duck.
Innuendo (n): Italian suppository.
Intercontinental (n): person who
has wet themselves all over the world.
Labiate (v): perform cunnilingus.
to artificially inseminate a sheep.
Limpet (n): male
who has trouble getting an erection.
Lobster (n): colloquial term for a female who ejaculates
Mantrap (n): sexual
favour used by women to obtain money from men.
Mastiff (n): mass
erections induced by watching pornography.
Menopause (n): break
in conversation to allow men to get a word in edgeways.
Minjita (n) (slang):
an Indian lesbian.
an attractive young woman.
a brazen or promiscuous young woman.
Morbific (n): excessively
Multilingual (n): engaging
in cunnilingus with multiple partners.
Negligent (n): cross-dresser.
Ostentatious: make and model of a pre-war British luxury
Outage (n): process of exposing
a Gay politician.
Portent (n): The Millennium Dome.
Propaganda (n): a
wooden support for one-legged male geese.
Black, American spring onion.
Rectitude (n): Precise
angle at which a rectal thermometer should be inserted.
Reflex (v): renew wiring
to an electrical appliance.
Restitution (n): sanatorium for lactating
Skulduggery (n): archaeological excavation.
Snuff box (n):
slang term for a coffin.
small surgical tool for removing ovaries.
Testator (n): a
male who is constantly adjusting his genitalia.
Titillate (n): delayed onset
of female puberty.
Titular (n & adj): busty
Willy-nilly (n): male who
continually catches their penis in their zipper.