|Don't lie to little girls|
|A gentleman discovers that dishonesty can have serious repercussions|
A gentleman was sunbathing in the nude when he saw a little girl coming towards him, and hurriedly covered himself up with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked: "What that's sticking up under
your paper, mister?"
When he woke up, he found himself in hospital in agonising pain with
a policeman sitting by the side of his bed. The policeman asked him
what had happened.
The Policeman went back to the beach, where he finally located the
little girl, and asked her what she had done to the man.
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