A funny story about the misfortunes of military life
A newly promoted Captain was posted to a run-down British outpost in
Iraq. On his tour of inspection he noticed a very old donkey standing
dejectedly next to a rusty jeep without an engine and asked the Sergeant-major
what the donkey was for.
When he had been at the outpost for about a month he noticed the donkey
was missing and stopped a soldier as he walked past his tent. "Tell
me, Corporal Jones, where is the donkey tonight?"
The next month he heard the donkey neighing loundly and stopped the
corporal as he was passing his tent. "Tell me corporal, what's
the donkey like?"
After three months he was so desperate for a woman he ordered the Sergeant-Major to fetch the donkey. The Sergeant-major shrugged his shoulders and led the sorry looking animal into the Captain's quarters. The Captain dropped his pants, stepped onto a stool and shagged the donkey so hard it collapsed. When he'd finished, he beckoned the Sergeant-major over and asked: "Is that how the men do it?"
"No sir, they usually ride the donkey into Paradise and shag the local women in the brothel."
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