|Dogged by misunderstanding|
|A Cowboy has a small communication problem with his dog|
Late one afternoon a cowboy and his horse and dog were captured by hostile Indians. The horse was very welcome as the tribe were short of good mounts. The dog's fate was anybody's guess, but the cowboy was sure to be burned at the stake the following morning.
That evening, the Indian chief told the cowboy that he could have one last wish before meeting his ultimate fate the following morning. The cowboy told the chief that his last request was to see his faithful dog, Spot. When the dog was brought to him, the cowboy stroked his faithful friend and whispered something into his ear. At once the dog jumped up, ran through the Indian village and disappeared over the hill. This didn't particularly worry the Indians, as they didn't really know what to do with the dog anyway.
At about 8 o'clock that evening the dog returned accompanied by two
dozen hookers from the nearest town. Needless to add, the Braves were
delighted at the prospect of an evening's entertainment. The orgy went
on all through the night. The following morning the chief crawled out
of his tent on his hands and knees and told the cowboy that his burning
was being postponed as the Braves didn't have the strength to tie him
to the stake.
Contributed by William Moore
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