|Cajun Miss understanding|
|A couple of Louisiana lads have language difficulties|
Two Cajun boys called Pierre and Boudreaux found themselves out of a job when the underwear factory in Port Barre shut down. So their boss said they should go to the Louisiana State Unemployment Office (LSU) to get some money from the State while they were looking for work So Pierre and Boudreaux went to the LSU office.
Boudreaux was interviewed first.
"Wait a minute!" Boudreaux shouted. "Mais, how come Pierre gets $200 a week, and me, I only get fifty bucks? I tole you I used to be a crotch stitcher; you know you gotta be real good to do dat kind of work so de seams are all nice an straight an smooth so nutting scratches de lady. An Pierre here, he's only a diesel fitter. And he's gonna make at least twice more dan me?!"
"Oh," the replied the lady, "but he's a skilled labourer
with an education. Diesel fitters are in high demand, especially by
oil companies. There's not many diesel specialists around."
Contributed by William Moore
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