|An enterprising woman gets the better of a bouncer at a bar|
Two women went out on Christmas Eve with to walk their dogs. One had a Doberman pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've
got dogs with us."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a
pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The lady with the Chihuahua was dubious that she could convince the barmen that a mutt that looked like an elongated sausage was a seeing eye dog too. 'Oh, what the hell,' she thought and putting on her sunglasses, stepped into the doorway.
"Sorry, lady, no pets allowed," repeated the bouncer.
Contributed by William Moore
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