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Christmas Chihuahua
An enterprising woman gets the better of a bouncer at a bar

Two women went out on Christmas Eve with to walk their dogs. One had a Doberman pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good, you know."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in then."

The lady with the Chihuahua was dubious that she could convince the barmen that a mutt that looked like an elongated sausage was a seeing eye dog too. 'Oh, what the hell,' she thought and putting on her sunglasses, stepped into the doorway.

"Sorry, lady, no pets allowed," repeated the bouncer.
"You don't understand," the woman said in her sweetest voice. "This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua? Give me a break!"
"A Chihuahua?!" exclaimed the woman in feigned amazement. Don't tell me the cheap bastards gave me a Chihuahua???!!"

Contributed by William Moore

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