|A honeymoon couple get a bit teed off|
A young couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed about to consummate
the marriage, when the blushing bride turned to the husband and murmured:
The husband and wife then made passionate love. When they were finished,
the husband got up and walked to the telephone.
The husband put down the phone and got back into bed and made love
to his wife a second time. When they were finished, he got up and went
over to the phone.
The man slammed the phone down and threw himself on top of his wife.
Then he shagged her solidly for two hours. When she was finally satisfied,
he dragged himself over the phone and started to dial with a trembling
hand. His wife licked her lips and began to caress herself provocatively.
Contributed by William Moore
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