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Funny Stories |
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Funny
stories and satirical articles to amuse and provoke the literate reader
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Breakfast Wars |
| Utterpants Staff Writer, Barry Subchimp, discovers that getting his nashers round a fried slice and a hot cuppa down his neck isn't as easy as he thought..MORE | |
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The perils of Public Loos exposed |
| If there's one thing guaranteed to fill any woman with fear and loathing it's the prospect of having to visit a public toilet. Miranda Givings lifts the lid on a girl's worst nightmare...MORE | |
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Sex with a very large Woman |
| Guest Writer, Robert Levin, boldy goes where lesser men fear to tread and reveals the challenges and dangers faced by those reckless enough to attempt to make love to a very large woman...MORE | |
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Feds bust Spider Man |
| Don Pitts gets more than he bargained for when he goes looking for spider dicks with two hot girls in Texas.. MORE | |
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Pussy stops pussy Play |
| In this salutary tale about a rabbit, a bird and a cat named Jack, Jennifer Gardner reveals what happens with naughty girls play with toys away from home... MORE | |
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Do Virgins taste better? |
| Our reporter who can't play the virginals, Denim Sue, reports from darkest Wales on why Virgins may taste Better...MORE | |
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Kid slays Santa |
| Our woman who hates strange men coming down her chimney, Jennifer Gardner, reveals why parents should never give little boys socks at Christmas..MORE | |
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How to detect Self Abuse in Young Girls |
| Mercedes Dannenberg unearths a fascinating 19th Century treatise on the evils of self-abuse. An indispensible vade maecum for all Parents and Health Professionals in bringing up young girls by hand...MORE | |
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British Knob tests Sex Toy |
| Derek Tree relates the experience of an upstanding peer of the realm who gets to grips with an impressive new sex toy for gentlemen and discovers that one size does not fit all....MORE | |
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Flaming Parrots! |
| Guest Writer, Sam Morris, recounts the shocking story of a Performance Artist who learns the painful lesson of never performing with children or animals...MORE | |
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Cybersex: just say no |
| Our Man in the thick of IT, Derek Tree, reveals that cybersex is not all it's cracked up to be...MORE | |
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Wrapping presents with a Cat |
| Denim Sue, our reporter who knows when she's beaten, discovers the hazards of wrapping a present when there's a cat about. Please don't try this at home...MORE | |
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Winning the War on Terror |
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bring you a personal message from the Prime Minister, the Right Honourable Tony Bliar MP, to the people of Gt. Britain....MORE |
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Preparing for Terrorism |
| Mercedes Dannenberg and Derek Tree have spared no expense and left no paperclip unturned to bring our readers the definitive guide to coping with the scourge of terrorism...MORE | |
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Why My Clitoris is like the American Flag |
| Our woman with her finger on the
'G' spot of America, Jennifer Gardner,
reveals the strange topography of her 'Lady Bits' .MORE |
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Phone Sex |
| Keli McTaggart exposes the dangers of long distance, telephonic cyber-bonking for the benefit of those readers over thirty...MORE | |
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Christmas Stuffing |
| Miranda Givings reveals what a very dangerous time Christmas can be for sensitive girls...MORE | |
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How to handle Wankers |
| Miranda Givings, our woman who knows a well-minging tosser when he comes on to her, gets to grips with a couple of right knobheads in the Cockwell Inn...MORE | |
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Resigned to IT |
| Derek Tree has some sound advice for incompetent IT managers: never fuck with a sys admin!...MORE | |
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A Close Shave |
| Miranda Givings recounts a horrific tale in which a young woman finds herself in a tight corner with a dangeous psychopath...MORE | |
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Are Microsoft certifiable? |
| Our resident rat catcher, Derek Tree, explains why the words intelligent and Microsoft should never be used in the same sentence...MORE | |
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Tony's Diary |
| A revealing glimpse into the disturbed mind of the member for North Texas - the Right Honourable Tony Bliar MP. Warning! Not for those of a nervous or excitable disposition...MORE | |
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