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Funny Stories |
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Funny
stories and satirical articles to amuse and provoke the literate reader
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Easter Sermon |
| It is with the very greatest pleasure that we publish this thoughtful sermon by the Very Reverend Nathaniel FitzSimmons who has recently joined us as our Chaplain. Recorded by How Tenji and Miranda Givings MORE | |
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The Last Supper |
| An Easter story for our Times by How Tenji and Miranda Givings in which the disciples discover there is a heavy price to be paid for a free lunch at Pizza Hut. MORE | |
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Denim Sue's Wiltshire Diary |
| A Rabelasian ramble through the ramshackle mind of a woman with far too much time on her hands and not enough sense to keep her thoughts to herself. MORE | |
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Little Red Riding Hood |
| A shocking adult fairy tale of unnatural appetites, unholy lust and unspeakable evil... Miranda Givings & Keli McTaggart bare all. MORE | |
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Sex Swop |
| A Wedding Guest gets more than he bargained for when he accepts an unusual proposition. Doug Jewell reveals all. MORE | |
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No Sex Tonight! |
| How Tenji discovers that male sexual politics prove are no match for the sheer bloodymindedness of women MORE | |
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The First Noel |
| A Christmas Story for our Times by a man who is no stranger to lying down with the lamb, How Tenji MORE | |
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Phone Sex foils Suicide Attempt |
| Jenny Corvette reveals how a sweet talking, sexy samaritan saved man from certain death.. MORE | |
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Bad Girls Toys |
| Jennifer Gardner discovers a novel use for a Craftsman screwdriver that leaves her wide-eyed and legless.. MORE | |
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One of our submarines is missing |
| A salty tale of high jinx on the high seas in five riveting installments by our matelots between decks, How Tenji and Miranda Givings MORE | |
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Trick or Treat |
| Keli McTaggart tells a funny adult story about two cocky young Chavs out on the blag on Halloween.. MORE | |
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Court Proceedings |
| Clive Washington discovers that serving Queen and Country is not quite as rewarding as he imagined.. MORE | |
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Pussy Amateur Nude Teen Slut |
| Don Pitts gets a nasty surprise when he sees his new baby grand daughter.. MORE | |
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Lawnmower Man |
| Jobe Smith recounts how his wife's passionate love affair with her lawnmower threatened his domestic bliss.. MORE | |
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The Penis Paragraphs |
| Disgruntled dick complains to pugnacious pussy about intolerable working conditions. Jennifer Gardner and Don Pitts strip away the crotchless panties.. MORE | |
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Threesomes |
| Don Pitts explodes the myth of the 'threesome'; everybody’s sexual fantasy. Men dream of two beautiful women dedicated to bringing them to the peak of sexual ecstasy...MORE | |
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How not to save your marriage |
| Derek Tree recounts the cautionary tale of a remorseful Peer of the Realm who pleads with his wife to take him back and give their marriage another chance..MORE | |
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If my Pussy smells like Tuna why doesn't.. |
| ..my cat eat me out? Jennifer Gardner answers the question every woman who has ever been mistaken for a fish and chip shop is afraid to ask by conducting a scientific experiment between the sheets....MORE | |
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The Evils of Coffee |
| Mercedes Dannenberg spills the beans about Coffee with a shocking 20th Century report that blows the poisonous froth off the greatest evil ever to threaten the health and wellbeing of women..MORE | |
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How to satisfy your lover |
| Miranda Givings gets a bit fruity on the hearthrug and ends up with a sticky face and a very dirty pair of knickers...MORE | |
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves |
A Steamy Adult Fairy Tale with
all the naughty bits the Brothers Grimm left out by
Miranda Givings and Keli McTaggart...MORE
PDF added! Now you can download and print this story out! |
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