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On a hot summer evening somewhere in a small coppice a young couple were doing what comes naturally after two bottles of Vin Rose, a deplorable ignorance of the use of prophylactics and a wanton disregard for any passers by. "Oh, Gerald! I think the earth really moved that time!" "Did it? It did! It really did! Oh Romola, my darling..." THE DAY THE EARTH MOVED.. |
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GnomeWATCH - the most surreal charity event of 2006 earned £275.00 for Amnesty International Alien Abduction: the sextastic truth - we strip away the polyvinyl panties to reveal a cosmic conspiracy US President honoured in Pub Name ceremony The Case of the Algolagnic Scopophilisist - no, we didn't know what it meant, either. Heady stuff. Come inside our Pants - your cut out and keep guide to whats what on the site I think im a lesbian coz i fancy my techa - another sad wanker bares their teenage soul to our caring team How to spot an Alien - a policeman explains The Wise Husbandman and the Five Foolish Virgins - a parable for young and old alike The Heirs of Gondor - two fit lads seek the Naked Truth and get a few surprises Do Virgins taste better? - we have the answers Readers Letters - our fans vent their spleen |
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